I am Bedhead

Oh Hell No

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:35:17 -0600

Where I have the pleasure of planting my ass for 9 hours a day, we’ve been a customer of AT&T then SBC then AT&T then SBC and finally AT&T again for years and we’ve got all this old shit from back in the day. AT&T sticks you with bull-shit charges and then they are so big and fucked up that you call them and they have no record of your account because it’s so god damn old. So if you can’t find this account anywhere then HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ABLE TO FORCE FUCK ME A $486.00 SERVICE CHANGE I NEVER REQUESTED?

I Had it My Way

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:22:16 -0600

I choked down 6 beef patties and a hand full of bacon and cheese. That’s right. I owned two BK tripple stackers in one sitting. Yeah. Envy me.

T-Shirt Woes

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:51:29 -0600

I fucking hate how all the dope t-shirts are printed on American Apparel. I’m too out of shape to rock them but I still buy them because I think someday I’ll be fit. You’re a fat fuck too and don’t need to be wearing them either.

ZOMFG INTERNET BAD

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:45:24 -0600

“I’m tired of people pissing and moaning about web two point this and social network that. I understand that it is the “in” thing and there is a flood of social doodad things with some shade of blue and missing vowels (I am typing on one now) that said, some of these apps are pretty damned good. tumblr being one of them. If you don’t like it don’t use them. It *is* that simple. Same goes for my gigantic flood of del.icio.us and posts and what have you. Don’t like this? Don’t read it. Go outside or get a life or something. Thanks. I will now return you to my flood of b0ingb0ing reposts and odd projects I will never undertake.”

From Barely 1.0

It’s not the innovation of web 2.0 that I hate, it’s the raping of it by the humanoid users. When David Hasselhoff is doing video blogs… well then enough is enough. AllenB is right, if people don’t like it they shouldn’t read it, watch it, whatever it which is why I have tuned out a huge chunk of the interenet, blogosphere, social networkingsphere. That doesn’t mean that I can’t tell that kid that he’s a douche for blogging or twittering about his oatmeal. The “coolness” of Web 2.0 is over and the internet as a whole is 90% steaming shit, 8% mediocre and 2% interesting (1% of which is porn).

Bioshock

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:57:38 -0600

I’m going to strip naked and play BioShock tonight. I preloaded it on Steam to and it drops today. Fuck you I have a life.

Atari 2600 Label Maker

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 21:23:17 -0600

Atari 2600 Label Maker:

I may need to make Atari labels for someone someday.

"Comedienne divorcee Kathy Griffin is dating Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak."

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:32:04 -0600

“Comedienne divorcee Kathy Griffin is dating Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.”

- From SFGate.com. I find this a bit gross.

For Your Information. I would like to hang this on the door of...

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:17:28 -0600

For Your Information. I would like to hang this on the door of my office. Yes, it applies to men and women. This is an equal opportunity workplace. I love all boobs and moobs.

Grammatically Owned?

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:32:54 -0600

sjarvis: @aburnett23 “poring” not “pouring”, and I think you pore over, not pore through. Thx, Grammar Nazi (via Twitter / sjarvis)

This guy plays real RPGs. Like with dice and goblins. I miss the daily Allen abuse. I may join twitter just to harass and let people know when I make a boom. JUST SAY NO TO WEB 2.0.

Letter to Parallels

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:28:47 -0600

Dear Parallels,
Fix your broke ass Directx support. I swear to Jesus Christ in the heavens that I will switch to VMWare. On a positive note I have rediscovered how awesome Quake was.

Signed with non-homosexual love,
Bedhead

Me > You

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:12:11 -0600

Hi. I secretly hate the internet and web two point oh. I may get emotional here.