June 2008
1 post
Oh Hell No
Where I have the pleasure of planting my ass for 9 hours a day, we’ve been a customer of AT&T then SBC then AT&T then SBC and finally AT&T again for years and we’ve got all this old shit from back in the day. AT&T sticks you with bull-shit charges and then they are so big and fucked up that you call them and they have no record of your account because it’s so god...
Jun 11th
September 2007
2 posts
I Had it My Way
I choked down 6 beef patties and a hand full of bacon and cheese. That’s right. I owned two BK tripple stackers in one sitting. Yeah. Envy me.
Sep 28th
T-Shirt Woes
I fucking hate how all the dope t-shirts are printed on American Apparel. I’m too out of shape to rock them but I still buy them because I think someday I’ll be fit. You’re a fat fuck too and don’t need to be wearing them either.
Sep 13th
August 2007
8 posts
ZOMFG INTERNET BAD
“I’m tired of people pissing and moaning about web two point this and social network that. I understand that it is the “in” thing and there is a flood of social doodad things with some shade of blue and missing vowels (I am typing on one now) that said, some of these apps are pretty damned good. tumblr being one of them. If you don’t like it don’t use them. It...
Aug 22nd
Bioshock
I’m going to strip naked and play BioShock tonight. I preloaded it on Steam to and it drops today. Fuck you I have a life.
Aug 21st
Atari 2600 Label Maker →
I may need to make Atari labels for someone someday.
Aug 21st
“Comedienne divorcee Kathy Griffin is dating Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.”
– From SFGate.com. I find this a bit gross.
Aug 17th
Aug 17th
Grammatically Owned?
sjarvis: @aburnett23 “poring” not “pouring”, and I think you pore over, not pore through. Thx, Grammar Nazi (via Twitter / sjarvis) This guy plays real RPGs. Like with dice and goblins. I miss the daily Allen abuse. I may join twitter just to harass and let people know when I make a boom. JUST SAY NO TO WEB 2.0.
Aug 17th
Letter to Parallels
Dear Parallels, Fix your broke ass Directx support. I swear to Jesus Christ in the heavens that I will switch to VMWare. On a positive note I have rediscovered how awesome Quake was. Signed with non-homosexual love, Bedhead
Aug 16th
Me > You
Hi. I secretly hate the internet and web two point oh. I may get emotional here.
Aug 16th