Where I have the pleasure of planting my ass for 9 hours a day, we’ve been a customer of AT&T then SBC then AT&T then SBC and finally AT&T again for years and we’ve got all this old shit from back in the day. AT&T sticks you with bull-shit charges and then they are so big and fucked up that you call them and they have no record of your account because it’s so god damn old. So if you can’t find this account anywhere then HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ABLE TO FORCE FUCK ME A $486.00 SERVICE CHANGE I NEVER REQUESTED?
I choked down 6 beef patties and a hand full of bacon and cheese. That’s right. I owned two BK tripple stackers in one sitting. Yeah. Envy me.
I fucking hate how all the dope t-shirts are printed on American Apparel. I’m too out of shape to rock them but I still buy them because I think someday I’ll be fit. You’re a fat fuck too and don’t need to be wearing them either.
“I’m tired of people pissing and moaning about web two point this and social network that. I understand that it is the “in” thing and there is a flood of social doodad things with some shade of blue and missing vowels (I am typing on one now) that said, some of these apps are pretty damned good. tumblr being one of them. If you don’t like it don’t use them. It *is* that simple. Same goes for my gigantic flood of del.icio.us and posts and what have you. Don’t like this? Don’t read it. Go outside or get a life or something. Thanks. I will now return you to my flood of b0ingb0ing reposts and odd projects I will never undertake.”
From Barely 1.0
It’s not the innovation of web 2.0 that I hate, it’s the raping of it by the humanoid users. When David Hasselhoff is doing video blogs… well then enough is enough. AllenB is right, if people don’t like it they shouldn’t read it, watch it, whatever it which is why I have tuned out a huge chunk of the interenet, blogosphere, social networkingsphere. That doesn’t mean that I can’t tell that kid that he’s a douche for blogging or twittering about his oatmeal. The “coolness” of Web 2.0 is over and the internet as a whole is 90% steaming shit, 8% mediocre and 2% interesting (1% of which is porn).
I’m going to strip naked and play BioShock tonight. I preloaded it on Steam to and it drops today. Fuck you I have a life.
sjarvis: @aburnett23 “poring” not “pouring”, and I think you pore over, not pore through. Thx, Grammar Nazi (via Twitter / sjarvis)
This guy plays real RPGs. Like with dice and goblins. I miss the daily Allen abuse. I may join twitter just to harass and let people know when I make a boom. JUST SAY NO TO WEB 2.0.
Dear Parallels,
Fix your broke ass Directx support. I swear to Jesus Christ in the heavens that I will switch to VMWare. On a positive note I have rediscovered how awesome Quake was.
Signed with non-homosexual love,
Bedhead
